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Grass Monster, June 16, 2025June 16, 2025

GRASSMONSTER SAYS:
“Thirst in the Garden of Rain” – Britain’s Rivers Are Drying Up

By @grassmonster

It sounds like a joke, but it isn’t. In a land famous for drizzle, puddles, and polite weather grumbles, the rivers are drying up.

This week, Britain’s environmental authorities issued stark warnings: groundwater reserves are low, rivers are running thinner than usual, and reservoirs are hovering dangerously below average. All this – despite the fact we’ve had rain.

And yet, as Gareth Jones once noted in the cracked fields of Ukraine, it is possible to be surrounded by nature and still face ruin. Britain is becoming parched from the inside out.

The culprit isn’t just a dry spell. It’s a growing pattern – climate shifts, hotter summers, and the grim toll of over-extraction. Our taps might run freely, but beneath our boots, the water table is sinking. Streams that once carved through villages are now stuttering trickles. Wildlife is retreating. Farmers are worried.

And it isn’t just the countryside. Cities like London and Birmingham depend on these systems too – silent, forgotten networks of aquifers and pumping stations, now under stress. The very arteries of our water supply are strained – and few notice until the hosepipes are banned.

The Environment Agency has confirmed it: despite recent rainfall, river flows are “exceptionally low” in many catchments, and the risk of summer droughts is high if June and July continue to bake. Already, southern and eastern England are seeing early signs of hydrological stress.

So what now?

In typical British fashion, we react too late. By the time we talk rationing, the damage is done. By the time we rewild a field, a species has vanished. And by the time the hosepipe ban hits, it’s become a political football rather than a public reckoning.

But we can’t fix this with slogans or bucket collections. This is climate in motion. It demands foresight, storage reform, and public honesty – not just quaint notices stuck on park taps.

Jones once wrote of hunger that could be photographed but not fed. In Britain, our challenge is thirst that can’t yet be seen. The garden of rain is cracking at the roots.

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